Two daughters have I who are peepsters:
They think sugared chicks are delicious
And demand that they get them for Easter:
If I fail those two girls can turn vicious!
A basket and bunny alone --
With some jelly beans and chocolate eggs
But no peeps -- would elicit a moan,
And I would get stuck with the dregs
Of those treats while the girls wept and wailed
And demanded I go to the store
To buy yellow peeps: even day-old;
Better yet, buy three packs, maybe four!
But this Easter I've decided to travel
So I won't have to watch them unravel!
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