Joining the Christmas Club

Tis the season melancholic,
alcoholic,
diabolic,
But it needn't be that way.
What virtue would you sparkle with
if you could afford the price?
Here they are:
The Merry Must-Haves,
All Under $100.
Joy,
Peace,
Compassion, and Tenderness.
Faith.  Hope.
Courage, and Love
Humor, Passion -- the list goes on
And someone's surely checking it twice.
But you can have it all, the glitter and the glam,
if you just start saving now:
What's holding you back?
Don't wait till the season's gone
to join the Christmas Club!


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